“Did he dazzle you with his extensive knowledge of mineral water or was it his in-depth analysis of Marky Mark that finally reeled you in? I just would have liked to have been there to watch how you rationalized sleeping with a yuppie-head cheeseball on the first date.” – Troy Dyer, jerk
Well, I can’t really define irony… but I know it when I see it!
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Lelaina, you know the punishment for premature evacuation.
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